23 Dec 10Los Angeles Lakers vs. Minnesota T-Wolves: A Perfect Road Trip, a Perfect Barnes

Harry How/Getty Images“Oh, my God. He’s playing like Tim Duncan right now.”A random bystander catches me off-guard, and I nearly fall off the sofa. I decided to get out of the house for once, and headed over to Chapman’s Law School building. I’m catching Arizona Cardinals jersey
the game in the school lounge, getting a little too comfortable on the couch. These students seem desperate for a breath of fresh air, as one by one, they stop by and catch a few brief moments of the game.This particular one was referring to Darko Milicic. And he’s right. Darko’s playing like Tim Duncan with his defensive stance and a huge block on Pau and Lamar. First quarter is over.Why, oh, why do bad teams play so well against us? I get the feeling Kurt Rambis is handing out strategy guides on how to exploit the triangle offense.Without warning, Barnes passes to Odom for a slam dunk and Kobe hits a three-pointer to extend the lead to 13. A cute Asian girl behind me chimes in, “The problem isn’t our offense.” She’s also right, because three minutes later, the lead is back down to single digits. Darko goes on a rampage and blocks Odom, Pau then Kobe to kick up the swat count to 6, and the Lakers end the first half off of Kobe’s miss. Law students make for very good observers. I should hang around them more.But the Lakers start to pick it up in the third. Kobe goes in for a driving dunk off a bullet pass from Fisher, and proceeds to return the favor by assisting Fisher on a 22-footer. After trading baskets with the Wolves, the Lakers substitute in Barnes for Ron Artest. From here on out, it’s Barnes’s show. Matt Barnes drops three consecutive 3-pointers with the third one counting for an And-One. He’s unusually in the zone Atlanta Falcons jersey
tonight, making a 4-point play with ease. The Lakers fans in the stadium roar in excitement but suddenly I have nobody to celebrate with. Sneaky law students.In the fourth quarter, the Lakers go on a 10-0 run, with Barnes hitting his fifth 3-pointer after a turnover by Beasley. The Lakers clear the arena with 112 on the scoreboard to the Wolves’ 95. John Ireland catches Barnes before he heads to the locker room, and announces that it was a perfect night for the small forward from UCLA.24 points on 7-7 field goal, and five perfect free throws.This is definitely an improvement over our last bout with the Timberwolves, where we barely squeaked by on Kobe’s 33-point night. Still, Darko and Beasley both recorded a double-double, and Darko (seriously, Darko?) finishedBaltimore Ravens jersey
his night with a tip shot to end the score count at 23.The defense question still lingers, and we get the news that Bynum is eyeing a return on Christmas. Regardless, it was a perfect road trip, and a perfect night for Barnes.I’m personally curious as to how we’ll play against the Heat with Bynum making his 2011 debut on the 25th, but these law students are pulling ninja moves on me. I’m going to a bar next time.